
Orcs new look Peon to Hero or Hero to Zero you decide
by Aaron "BLU3" - 7 years ago show comments
We have all been hearing about the barber getting some new training in the chiropractic arts. It looks like in the future for just over 300 gold they can now give you a realignment of the spine. Is it safe? are the results worth the risk? We will take a minute and look at the different classes and let you decide, is the added vantage worth the headache?
Warrior
Before
After
Pros: When I turn to look over my shoulder I actually see more then my shoulder.
Cons: With my neck up in the air it seems like a decapitation risk.
Hunter
Before
After
Pros: The higher vantage makes scouting so much easier
Cons: My pets have a harder time hearing my commands
Rogue
Before
After
Pros: I like being able to peek over walls instead of just around them
Cons: It is much harder to keep a low profile
Shaman
Before
After
Pros: It is easier to make contact with wind spirits with your head in the clouds.
Cons: You can only handle being called Thrall so many times.
Mage
Before
After
Pros: I can ride the scary Dark Moon Fair rides.
Cons: The toilet is much further down when I need to hurl after riding the scary Dark Moon Fair rides.
Warlock
Before
After
Pros: While on my shoulder my imp minion can whisper sweat nothings about the dark directly into my ears.
Cons: My Imp minions find it harder to stand on my shoulder.
Monk
Before
After
Pros: Chi Torpedo no longer gives me whiplash
Cons: I am not as aerodynamic when running.
Death Knight
Before
After
Pros: I can see into the Lich Kings eyes
Cons: I can see into the Lich Kings eyes
As you can see the results speak for themselves. Just as a final note, an Orc walks into a bar and screams ouch. Another orc walks in and says I told you to be careful after visiting the Barber.