by Aaron "BLU3" - 9 years ago     show comments

You looking for something special? Got that new 100 that you want to stand out? Perhaps you want to disappear from sight? Never mind that shoddy looking oil lamp. What you need is a true treasure. Not sure where to start? Come with me, and I will show you some great items that will make your adventures that much grander. Join us weekly as we scour the lands of Azeroth and beyond for those special items. I, BLU3 the Relic Hunter, will be your guide to these mysterious items. Welcome to the Relic Hunter’s Toybox.

Greetings, Pollywix here. Looks like poor Blu3 has been locked away with some kind of fever. Looks like that means it falls to little old me to rob… uh erm, run the Relic Hunter’s Toybox. Now if only I could find the spare key for the gate.

Well that Blu3 must have moved the spare key, what is a wee little gobby to do? Those relics are just waiting. I think the orcs may have some tricks for me to use. I know just the trick to open this gate. With the use of the Throbbing Blood Orb I will turn into a hulking orc. I found this beaut when I looted bleeding hollow treasure. It gives me the ability to either leap clean over the gate or just smash it down. This gate is looking shabby anyways. “Orc Smasssh” Pollywix bellows.

Oops it looks like smashing the gate has set off the laser grid defense. I know the orcs would turn to the spirits of their elders for guidance in their times of need. That involves all too much smoke and chanting for my taste. I know, how about I just turn into an orc elder spirit. The Skull of the mad chief (that I found while plundering… I mean exploring deep in the Bloody Hallow cave) comes to mind. Yes it will do the trick nicely. The creepy green eye form feels funny and leaves a fel taste in the mouth. However you have unrivaled speed to zip past any pathetic traps or guards blocking your path. As a spirit you also gain some handy abilities. You can quickly traverse the moat with water walking, and if you overshoot and go over the cliff you have a nice slowfall as well. Luckily the Toybox is currently located in Draenor. This items seems only to work in this dimension. There we go I am finally in charge of the Toybox.

eye of the mad chief

I welcome you to the Toybox where everything is for sale for the right price. Uh oh, looks like Blu3 might be feeling better now. I better split. “Polllllllywix! I’m going to kill you!” BLU3 screams. Sorry about that everyone. If you paid that thieving goblin anything don’t worry, I’ll make him pay dearly for it. He did have some good info on some items though. I may have to track some of those down myself. As always, keep your eyes open and your hands quick. You never know when you will see that next rare item. If you find any great items you want spotlighted feel free to leave a comment.