April Fools: Spear of Adun
by JR Cook - 9 years ago show comments
The day that the entire internet becomes a useless piece of crap is now here, and as always (well, except for the year they decided not to) Blizzard is participating.
First up today is the StarCraft April Fools where they claim you can purchase the Spear of Adun, a real Protoss arkship. Best thing is, it’s even on sale! Now instead of paying $9,999,999 you can get it for the low price of $9,999,998 on the Blizzard Gear store. Too bad it’s out of stock though. Never fear though, the estimated completion date on this thing is the year 2315, but since this is Blizzard you can probably expect it around 2412 instead.
Check out the full blog post here for more information on the Spear of Adun:
With StarCraft II: Legacy of the Void, we are changing up a lot of things about the game, including making the game speed mirror that of real life. We wondered what other things we could bring from Legacy of the Void into real life and came up with this. . . .
Introducing the Spear of Adun (again)! Why settle for a simple button or desk caddy to represent your enthusiasm for StarCraft II when you could pilot a real Protoss arkship?
This beautiful ship handles like a sedan but looks like an intergalactic space cruiser. War Council, personal carrier fleet, and heated seats all come standard. Designed to hold an entire civilization, the Spear of Adun offers abundant trunk space for luggage and hockey equipment, as well as plenty of legroom so that even an army of psi-blade wielding zealots can ride in comfort.
We are also offering a myriad of customization options including:
- Celestial Array GPS
- Note: Abathur Voice Pack not included
- Anti-Lock Air Brakes
- Rear-Seat DVD & MP3 Player
- Center Console with Solar Core Power Outlet
- Probability Drive
- A-Move Steering Panel
- Cloaking Technology
These made-to-order*, full-scale replicas of the vessel found in Legacy of the Void are accurate down to the smallest details, from the Orbital Assimilator to the motorized cup holders. The technology is here! Do not hesitate as orders are sure to fill up. Head over to our Gear Store now to begin customizing your personal Spear of Adun. Consider purchasing one for a friend to start your own Golden Armada!
*estimated completion date 2315
